I spend most of my time saving small kittens from trees and helping old ladies with their shopping. I once read War and Peace and Atlas Shrugged in one evening, and still had time to redecorate. I can cook a 30 minute meal in 20 minutes. I invented the pogo stick and the high five, and the Metro 'Good Deed Feed' is actually just a journal of my life. Oh, and I always leave the toilet seat down.
A front-end web developer with a passion for HTML, CSS, jQuery, responsive design and well organised (bordering on OCD) code.